Porn - My stereotypical joke!

Say "porn" to a jock, he'd hear

"porn".

Say "porn" to a slackerdude, he'd hear
" pon(teng)".

Say "porn" to a geek, he'd hear
"pwnd" or worse, "pong"(REALLY old arcade game).

Say "porn" to a skinny fellow, he'd hear
"prawn".



Hm. It was funnier in my head.