good night

but tonight i stopped wondering why so many people i bump into at bars are so obnoxious.

at 8.13pm, a flash of insight! behooooold,

screen-printed from hungrygowhere.com

if you're the impatient or hard of seeing sort, here's just the funny bit,

ooooh baby, you so cheap & you so quick to say i'm only an arm-warmer. you light my fire, you do, you do.
lucky for you baby, i am not internet-savvy like 98% of the Singapore population!

& here's how he writes his bio.

oh
my
buddha...


i swear, if i am ever 27 & male & an insurance underwriter,


please let me not sound like a 14 year old pubescent.

who spends most of his time watching Korean soap operas.

with his mother.

& his right hand.




& i didn't even have to leave my home's shadow to find out. how productive, M!

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still. good night, murderer's mothers with no shame & daughters of absent fathers who care all the same, good night!