daaayum.

so i was talking to Macky about That Fellow of yours.

discussing me again, are we?

we've exhausted topic me about 3 bagels ago. you, we're only 2 bites in. and now 3.

yeah, we do love them bagels.

no, no tangents today. i have a budget to keep to!

's a habit. sorry.

Macky's version of Your Fellow sounds different from mine. why's that?

why do you say it like that?

like what?

like.. like you're title-sentencing it. capital why, capital ef. Your Fellow.

was i? oh hey, YF would make a funny acronym to use, too easy to misconstrue.

yeah! interesting.. i've a friend who studies lingistics, if i'd the money to throw on a fascinating topic that is really only useful for spies and actors, i'd hurl it so quick. she does this great party trick that drives people wild, tapping her tongue about 3 teeths from the front two, and -

tangenting. pretty sloppy work, for you.

thanks. on both counts.

Topic, Your Fellow. Question, is he the one in Mack's head or mine?

both of them are him. like yellow and blue is green. i think i thought out loud at you both. phooot, fully formed aspects. evil twins.

did you tell the rest about him? 'cause i'd love to round table this Fellow to bits.

fully formed quadruplets. no, triplet-o-halflings.

you didn't tell Jen? why not?

she's my evil twin. hey, and i have my philosophy thesis' opening liner now.

urgh. "don't start until i have", was going to be mine. it's a diamond in the rough, i hope. what's yours?

i'm philosophising bagels. bagels are our moons, we revolve around cafes with 'em, they grow in the oven shrink and in the mouth, and - here's the closer - we now measure time by them. Sir Bagel, i bestow upon thee Issues. They be gifts, use them with care and much guile.

Halfbagel of a tangent! Daayum.

a two-syllable damn. score! also, i'm sorry.

we need more bagels.