This is because I have had ENOUGH picture frames.

Let's shake things up a little. Is a birthday wish list presumptuous? Definitely, but if you're just lurking, i'm not going to know that you knew but didn't get me the you-know, you-know, whatever right. Folks, it's just your jolly, crazybeautiful, ass-kicking, random-shenanigans-filled, thoughtful, and lovely-O company I want. If it wasn't for that, I'd probably spend this sunday sleeping til 12pm, reading The Blind Assassin which i just borrowed and looking for a job. Eurgh, sourpuss!

Okay I want. A trip to Morocco, a serger (for non-seamstress types, its a kind of sewing machine) to see the northern lights in person, a tattoo, vespa, motorbike, a unicorn, money to go to OZ for university, a reality check... Alright, alright. Here's the real deal.

• Dance classes. Or kick-boxing classes, WOOT.
• To visit a fortune-teller. Or have someone read tarot cards for me!
• Bright, bright shoes. (I'm a size 39)
• Benetint.
• A punching bag to hang from my ceiling.
• Resin mix
• My first dress. Seriously, my prom dress was the only one.
• one-inch button making machine
• typewriter (actually, surprisingly cheap at sugei rd's flea market)
• a Polaroid camera
• SLR camera!
  
• To have my bike given a onceover and maybe even modded.
• Bicycle/exercise gloves.
  

okayy, those were pricey. For the budget-minded, I'd love for these:

• Fabrics, yards and yards of pretty fabrics.
• A magazine, foreign, avant-garde, fashion, indie, art, design or crafty-centric. I like Made, I-D, French Vogue, Nylon, Elle UK. I hear Lula's good too!
• Underpanties!
• Books, novels. I haven't read Time Traveller's Wife yet, nor any of Vladimir Nabokov's stuff apart from Lolita. Or something like The Grouchy Grammarian, Lapsing into a Comma. Please, no chick lits man!
• New sounds. Cake, Johnny Cash (stone me, i like his country music), Nadasurf, The Pierces, Gold Frapp, CCR, Garbage, Amy Winehouse, Portishead, Kings of Convenience? Classic rock compilations by Floyd, ACDC, Led Zep and all those other gods would be rawking awesome as well.
• I err, never had a tamagochi.
  
• I like clothes and hats and accessories as much as the next girl too. If you know my taste, go for it!
  
• A humongous block of chocolate.
• Vouchers are great. I like Topshop, Kinokuniya, Borders, kthxbai.

If you're broke, just gimme a big hug and have fun alright. Make me something, mail me a card or a letter, I love getting mail. I feel sheepish enough putting this up, demanding stuff and shit, but this rubbish isn't important at all, truly. Besides, you'd have to give me something twice as big for my 21st! :P


Oh YEAH.
For yon fools not in the know yet, here are my shakily-formed but public-friendly plans.
Date on Sat night.
I'm probably having a small thang on sunday with a group of my friends who happen to fall into the same circle.
Monday, movie marathon, baby!
Monday night, the Din-Maker and I are going to go really, really wild. The ramifications are, just possibly, illegal. Le gasp!