May I show you something personally embarrassing?

Harlan Ellison -- Speculative Fiction writer who has more Nebulas, Hugos & Edgars Awards than you can build a table of useful height with.

Right where he starts flapping his arms, I felt my ears flush red and like I should apologise. A lot. Except he looks like he might make fun of my snivelling too. And oh, it will be funny.