anything you can do.

count the number of people you've kissed.

ladies;
a ) is it a horrorpride moment? (hint: the first time you suspected you may have a shoe addiction. you tallied them up; gasped & decided, oh dear, hahahahahahaha, maybe you need an intervention.)
b ) " ohh. phew!/chehhhh!"
c ) "holy fuckerina... i need an intervention with my family there."


fellows;
you don't need to count (/inflate score), you already know.
*big, fat, lusty wink"